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Pageant Organizer disqualifies All Contestants on Stage for Sheer Stupidity

 For the first time in the history of beauty pageantry, no winner was announced, no queen was crowned. All the girls who participated in the contest were disqualified
 Nnewi born billionaire Ifeanyi Uba who is the owner of Capital Oil was full of disappointment as contestants for the beauty pageant (Most beautiful girl in nnewi) which he organized in his home town were so dumb that they couldn't give excellent answer to any of the questions thrown at them during the pageant grand finale.

Majority of the girls answered the questions by blatantly saying "I don't know" or "no idea" _ Here are some of the questions: 

Q: Who is the founder of F.C Ifeanyi Ubah A: No idea. _ 

Q: Who is the Traditional ruler of Nnewi? A: Thanks for the question, but no idea. _

 Q: Who is the president of Nigeria? A: The President, the president the President of Nigeria is is is ehh ehh Dr. Mohammed Buhari. _ 
Q: Who won Miss Nigeria 1987? A: No idea _ 
Q: When u look in the mirror what do u see? A: Courage and confidence _ 
Q: If you become the president of Nigeria, what would you do? A: budget _ 

During the native attire section when they were asked the creativity of what they were putting on, one of them said she's putting on purewater cloth while another said she's putting on cat cloth because "Busu" (pussycat) is her best pet. _ The show has been postponed to December 2017.

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